Baxter you know I don’t speak fucking spanish

The polls are closed, and the ballots are in. The official ragrobot accessory for spring ‘07 is the Mexican wrestling mask. Yes you heard us right. Despite the mild commercial success of Nacho Libre we have decided there is no better way for a girl to look sexy and intimidating, without being either a harley riding lesbian or Angelina Jolie. This girl sans mask would get kicked out of a limo on prom-night like Woah. But with it, all I can hear are the Gypsie Kings whispering in my ear while her drunk boyfriend pile drives me through a beer pong table for taking this picture. What the fuck are those on the back of the mask? blue dreads? I have nothing else to say. discuss amongst yourselves.

