Self Explanatory. His shit will have you on planet GUTTER faster than a jack rabbit on crystal meth (which he also has). No real post here. IF you want his number email us.

“We’ll shine your shoes and kick your nuts.” Looking at this dude reminds me of the time I got stuck at the Irish themed casino O’sheas on the strip in Vegas and makes me want to vomit just as bad. Happy saint…I don’t give a fuck where you’re from day.

and now… the pics

These Pele Pele shits were just like Coogi sweaters… I mean, Biggie rocked them joints… and as ugly as he was, he made an ugly rainbow explosion looking sweater look hard as fuck.

Pele Pele jackets were kinda like that. It was rappers like Guru, who always seemed to be 34 years old, no matter what year it was, could get away with rocking jackets like this. Corny as hell, yet so grown up gangsta lean refined. In other words, Guru and Premier could shit on wax and it be hot… so fuck what dumb looking colored coats they wore.

Anyway, it’s back on the back of our ace intern. Now this kid had his own ill style. It was that “yeah, I’m from a SF yuppie suburb, what of it? And I carry a discman, fuck you tech geeks with your ipods.” Now that shit is suburban hyphy.

Point being, you don’t know whether to kick this fucker in the back, as he stares back at you like a confused Gap reject, or whether to spark the blunt for him.

It’s the latter, not that he smokes blunts, that i don’t know… But this fool is hard as hell. I don’t care if you’re the assholes who jacked him for the ipod we got him in a Brooklyn alley, watch your motherfucking backs. He rocks this shit wit h ownership.

Yo, step mothafucka, Soda Club Clique.

Young Gross is finally 21…So fucking celebrate. 1

Generally speaking, people in SF who work in “media”/tech/whatever have no style. Especially in the Mission (and the Marina, and Lower Haight, and…), people who think they are super stylish really are not, since they just copy eachother with tight black jeans, nasty orange beards, and stupid expensive vintage t-shirts. Only people who got it down are transplanted African Banker dudes who do finance and rock ascots, and the hot art school chicks at Academy of Art.

Anyway, there are however, some gems… diamonds in the roughness that is this cess pool of a city, where they allow homeless people to roam the streets freely (see bottom of this post). This young lady is one of those diamonds. Impeccable taste, unique style, and an undeniably legit steez. The accesorized Vera Wang vintage scarf apparently scooped from a time capsule from 1963 is the icing on the cake. bravo.

This fucker was actually pretty cool. He had some weird shrine made out to Marc Jacobs and had created all these weird candle holders by cutting out asian porn mag pics and glueing them to wine bottles. WEEEIRD. I was about to get a shot of that until another homeless dude threatened me with a baseball bat. Our friend here however, told me not to flinch and removed a 9 iron. I split, and they beat the fuck out of eachother.

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In the meantime, we need to petition other sites to get us added to their links list.  All ground floor Robots will reap benefits, and receive lots of oral pleasures from opposite sex.  Also, you’ll get an invite to the official launch of our website (coming later this summer) and the party. Holler sideways.

San Francisco has style… This silver bullet will be ours, and have Rag Robot monogrammed all along the side.

You know when you leave the room and a shoe or a chair has been misplaced and you’re like I have to stop doing drugs. This household fixture will have you running to the Betty ford center faster than it takes Britney to figure out how to use an electric shaver and assault the paparazzi. “This cupboard is made out of turning advertising signs so the expression of its surface changes.” As if the normal attention span in today’s world isn’t short enough, now you can have your furniture constantly changing reminiscent of a billboard. Welcome to the future…..we’re fucked.

Definitely don’t watch this whole video… it might make you angry that you wasted 4 minutes of your time. We hope you trust us to only provide you with the most valuable gems for which to feast your eyes on, and it’s really the Robot this limey built that has us into this… for a minute.